8 Gold-Medal Sex Positions To Try Tonight [ illustrated ]

1. The Bawdy Bobsled

Two words: sexual sleigh. Have your man lie down in bed (icy cool sheets optional), and slip into reverse cowgirl. Then have him sit up, settle into saucy position, let his hands roam over your breasts and clitoris ... and enjoy the ride! It's not really a race, so vary up the thrusting speed from fast and deep to shallow and slow ... until the action ends in a blaze of orgasmic glory. 10 out of 10!

2. The Heavenly Spiral

The holy grail of couples figure-skating moves? The Death Spiral, a freaky spin where the dude skater throws his partner around by the legs. Lie on the bed facing down with your legs hanging off the side while he stands behind you. Then have him enter from behind while he holds your legs at his sides, with VIP access to your G-spot. For a double (Axel) O, reach down and stroke your clitoris. All O, no concussion? And the crowd goes wild.

3. The Long Pole

You're supposed to dodge those pesky trail markers during downhill skiing, but in the Cosmo version, contact with big poles is strongly encouraged. Keep your legs together (savvy skier style, natch), and lift them straight up in the air. Then have your guy kneel in front of you, and put your legs over one of his shoulders as he leans forward to hit your G-spot. Skiing is a downhill sport, but you're about to go up, up, and away ...

4. The O-lympic Village

We like to imagine the athletes mastering this during the notorious after-dark f*ckfest that is Olympian housing. Lie on your back and position your whole body upward, as if you were about to do a backbend. Then have him kneel (and thrust) between your legs. Since your head's below your heart, you'll have an intense head-rush orgasm. And he gets a vigorous thigh workout. You're officially champions of coitus.

5. Siberian Husky–Style

The Russian twist on doggie! Hop into Balto (that's a famous Siberian husky) position, and have your guy go for creative-difficulty points: Ask him to stroke your clitoris while moving his hips in circles inside you — much more conducive to your award-winning orgasm than the standard in-and-out impulse. Now go forth and mush ...

6. The Sex-Goddess Ski Jump

1. Take a flying leap. 2. Land on his penis. 3. Win a gold medal! Have him push you up against a wall and grab you around the butt. Now leap up into his arms like you're soaring off a Sochi bluff, lock your legs around his waist, hold on to his shoulders for leverage, and get busy. Little-known Newton law of motion: up-against-a-wall sex is never not hot.

7. The Luge of Love

Grinding on top of each other while both of you press to the finish? The luge is basically sex on ice. Have him lie flat, then saucily slip your body on top of his, aligning your heads so both of you are facing the ceiling in a lusty luge. Have him thrust slowly in and out of you while you control the speed of your two-person sled by lifting your hips up and down. Everyone's horizontal and getting theirs — totally ideal if you're competitors in the 2014 Lazy Olympics.

8. The Sensual Snowboarder

Mount your man and rock his half-pipe (the less-graceful description of this move: grind against homeboy's inner thigh). While he lies on the bed, hop on top and straddle him with your feet planted on the ground. Then twist your torso and hips slightly away from him to rub your clit against his thigh as he moves inside you. The thrill of snowboarding without the imminent danger of careering off a snowy cliff? Everybody wins!