Sunday Column: Platinumz is not Diamond, MUK Admin eats bean, GNL Zamba Resurrects ... So much more

Hey, welcome to this week’s roundup of all the hot gossip swirling around town

Sunday Column: Platinumz is not Diamond, MUK Admin eats bean, GNL Zamba Resurrects ... So much more
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Hey, welcome to this week’s roundup of all the hot gossip swirling around town

GNL Zamba resurrecting

You must love this chap, Ffefe Busi for initiating a hip hop battle. He started by attacking Gravity, Fik Fameika and Victor Kamenyo. Then he was attacked by so many nobodies. Then nobodies attacked other nobodies. Them, uh, the fire started to grow faint. Who cares when someone called Raff Coin sings? No one.

 Just when we thought it was all over, and going back to the grave. GNL snapped out with a song titled, Vibraniun. And it is already getting the raves. GNL has been off the radar since he flew out for kyeyo. He is now being praised for doing justice to the battle. GNL is great behind the microphone. No doubt. He has treated us to so many spectacular rap songs over the years, especially back then; Soda, Koi Koi, Ssesetula and others. But someone should tell Zamba that when you’re great you don’t take jobs such as changing the diapers of old grannies in the states. Zamba should return home and reclaim his greatness.

Makerere administrator eats bean

MUK Admin on a student

When the President said the mouth is for eating, Kisuze did not click.  His mind told him some other eating and that eating is what we saw this week in a picture that surfaced on the web. Kisuze, an administrator at Makerere University is seen licking the bean of a one Njoroge, a former student. Now, let’s make this clear, the President wants you to use your mouth to eat any type of beans except, the beans from Eden.

Bryan White awakened

A picture of Bryan White snapped at AK47’s vigil in 2015 surfaced this week. Now that discredits his story that he was living in Italy at the time and that he just returned last year. One thing is obvious, Bryan White has been nursing fantasies to fly to Italy, get adopted by some old pensioner and live like a prince. Sorry, Bryan, you are as ordinary as a Mityana born and you have no Italian descent. Wake up from your dream!

Platinumz is not Diamond

Diamond and Mobetto in bed cuddling

When Diamond Platinumz split with Wema Sepetu, he allegedly said he slept with hordes of girls to get over the break-up. The same is happening after his break up with Zari Hassan with whom he shares two kids.

Platinumz must watch out for his dick to make sure it doesn’t enter the insides of any horny dog crazed over his fame. Otherwise, he is losing all the “diamondness” about him.

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