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The Canadian Government Demands More Canadian Porn
The Canadian government formally warned three porn channels last week, saying they’re not Canadian enough. Yes, some bureaucrats monitoring the airwaves punched a few numbers into their calculators and said, “Ottawa, we have a problem.” But how exactly did they determine that? Did they not see enough maple-syrupy sex in a hockey rink? Not enough, “Harder! Faster!! Eh?”
Story by Businge Brian Franco